Before my sis could get married, she needed a Bachelorette Party. I tried to think of what a good dessert item for the party would be. My sis had just taken her friend to get the Cock and Balls at Voodoo Doughnut. So I figured I need to make her something and I decided that Penis Cupcakes would be a hit.
I bought the cupcake molds at an adult store, but they are also available at Kitchen Kaboodle (who knew?). Baking the cakes took some trial and error. In the end, I found it best to fill the molds completely and then trim down the extra. I tried filling half full or even three quarters full, but it just didn't create a good enough cupcake.
Here are the cupcakes from the oven. I trimmed each cupcake to get the end look I wanted.
Frosting was very very hard. It helped a lot to brush crumbs off of the cakes before frosting. I don't usually do this with real cakes because I'm just that lazy. But for these it made a huge difference. I also toasted coconut because I thought it would make these even funnier. I baked the coconut at 350 degrees for about 10 minutes. Check frequently and stir often. I also piped whip cream into the centers. This could have been done better, but it was hard to put much whip cream into the centers without them exploding. I looked everywhere online for a tutorial, but I couldn't find any helpful tips. I put each finished cupcake on a flattened out metal cupcake cup for easy portability.
My sis loved the cupcakes and the laughs were worth it alone.